And that small investment of $100 resulted in him having the third most visited upskirt site on the internet! Now he's using $100 bills to light cigars. And most importantly, he pulled himself up by his own bootstraps, instead of sticking his virtual hand out to total strangers.

Thanks for noticing Kirk! My last one wasn't nearly shouty enough.

They need the $32k to give the video that authentic, folksy, "some shit we just threw together and stuck on YouTube" feel. 

Well, I…*clears throat*…I seem to have injured myself doing the hambone.

Misogynist.

To give them $32,000 would be throwing it away. BECAUSE KICKSTARTER DONATIONS ARE FOR FUCKING CLOSERS!

Ladies and gentlemen, the "body percussion" stylings of @Dikachu:disqus!

@Texass Hahahahah fucking Wayne Rooney. Not even 30 years old and he's nearly dead. That's what happens when you construct a human being entirely out of canned hams and then expect him to run.

They should really be weeding shows like this out before they can reach the pilot stage.

"Yes sir I would be more than happy to assist you with that."

No, it's the one where you put on khakis, stick a bunch of metal rings in your yard, and knock a shotput around with a giant hammer.

If I'd produced that movie, I would have insisted it be titled Fat-Face and Rat-Face.

You're not a breast man, huh?

Truly.

Also, not even then!

As a kid I had dreams about having sexual relations with my mom's hot friends at movies about wisecracking space raccoons and deformed cats who look sorta grumpy.

What did you do, Ray?

"Ugh. Not quite anything."

"This is the worst corn chowder I've ever eaten, and I once had my mouth sewn to Zeus Lister's asshole."

@avclub-3a964157d2661371723992a5bbe09992:disqus Little late for that.