He's the main guy from Eat Pray Love.

Yeah, they're gonna need to duct tape about 45 or 50 leprechauns together and throw a sweatshirt on it.

Yours isn't?

He's hog-tied in the back of Keyshawn Johnson's Prius.

More like in-your-end-o! RIGHT GUYS?!

Pretty much every Catholic I know has stopped paying attention to what
the Vatican says. A lot of them still respect their own priests, but
they believe in contraception, they support equal rights, they oppose
sexism, and other values that past and present Popes have opposed.

Safety-testing phallic foods.

Plenty of that in Ohio.

This image works both for baseball and gay sex.

Huh huh huh…"sorely."

Sounds like you've got Wintherr's entire catalog showing up in your summertime shuffle.

That's my favorite Poison The Well song. It took me a while to get into them back in the day because I was initially put off by the clean vocals, but the shifts in tone (and the double-bass kick) on "12/23/93" won me over.

Happy birthday Smacky! Keep hanging around the metal threads and forcing us dudes to suck in our guts.

Panopticon, "Client"
Radio Birdman, "Do the Pop"
Burzum, "Keliohesten"
Death (the punk band from Detroit, not the metal band from Florida), "Keep on Knocking"
Darkthrone, "Transilvanian Hunger"
Red Alert, "In Britain"

THIS GUY GETS IT TOO!

This guy gets it!

Memorial Day weekend booze: Woodford Reserve and Miller High Life. Rinse and repeat.

Both Rob Lowe and JFK know how to get laid at the Democratic National Convention.

Eugene Levy is already confirmed for a part in the film adaptation.

Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens. As you know, I am President of the United States.