I hope someone claimed his kickass collection of Nazi tableware.

His stepdad is going to kick him off the computer in a few minutes anyway. But he'll still be able to tell his bros down at the Game Stop that he PWNED US GOOD LOL.

This is timely.

Hey @Scrawler2:disqus I think you're really fuckin cool.

This reads like my rejected spec script for Before Midnight.

@avclub-84ca205fe6bc691c41c3bfe5a2820a15:disqus I am genuinely considering adopting a policy of never reading an article about Girls ever again.

Yeah, clearly. Jesus fucking Christ.

If the producers can sneak him out of the methadone clinic.

@LimeadeYouth:disqus Warning: Porn parody to contain slightly lower levels of shit-eating than original film. Adjust your expectations accordingly.

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.

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I get that. But to play devil's advocate, I think a lot of people probably feel that offering any criticism of her or her work, no matter how valid, is going to result in them being blasted for misogyny instead of being judged on its own merit. I think it's possible to dislike her, or her work, and to jokingly point…

Some people actually don't feel vitriol toward her at all and are just fucking kidding around.

"Dan, do you think we could make this film in the Galapagos? I just have no idea what the hell to do with them islands."

Aw, hey there buddy!

I MONETIZE EVERY TIME I SEE REPRESENTATIONS OF MY IDEA OF FEMALE SEXUALITY.

"I'm talkin' DOWN town!"

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus ISN'T PAYING GOOD MONEY TO COOL THE OUT-OF-DOORS!

We'll always have his Applebee's commercials.

Right, so, so, so…the girl eating $6,000 worth of cake on the toilet is gonna be grossed out by porn parodies. COME ON!