Fellating a post is a good way to get splinters in your gums.

He's been working out. He's huge.

Oh we've got big feelings, alright…

Whoa dude. Dairy Queen added conjoined twins to the menu?

@Marshall_Applewhite:disqus There was a funny chart on MetalSucks a while back that basically illustrated what you're saying. How the opinions of what's good and what sucks and what's acceptable to listen to have changed among the metal elitist crowd have changed over the last 20 years, all revolving around the same…

Maybe he just misspelled "Demaryius Thomas."

God, I'd read that book. I bet you could even submit it as a sociology masters' thesis. Years and years ago I worked in a store where I was the only white guy among the group of employees that was primarily responsible for loading-dock detail. The boombox fare was mostly hip-hop, a genre I'd mostly ignored to that…

I was assuming he meant "Stinkfist."

Ha. That's totally different than the picture I had in my head of an overly-tanned, chain-smoking white trash mom who was still attractive in a haggard sort of way. I guess I was picturing my friends' moms.

She wasn't an H.R. Giger fan, huh?

Kvelertak absolutely kills. Just a genuinely fun band. Vreid is worth a listen too if you like the black'n'roll aspects of Kvelertak.

The Original Mattress Factory?!?!

Yeah, I've got no beef with them and they're a decent band. But they're one of those bands that I've always kind of thought, "Oh, everyone else likes these guys more than I do."

I saw an interview with him on NOLA.com a couple of years ago. He seems to have pulled himself together somewhat and struck me as reasonably intelligent.

Is your friend's mom hot? I've got a thing for negligent mothers.

Oh, we don't assemble boxes here. That's done in Flint, Michigan.

Believe me, that's the least of my problems.

@avclub-e56eea9a45b153de634b23780365f976:disqus Norris is actually a better pocket passer.

Yep, I had some Biohazard albums as well. My main rationale being "well they're cool with Agnostic Front, so I'm allowed to like this."

@avclub-5fdbaa11bd42c308322756f60f43785f:disqus Understood. And I'm not trying to be obnoxious, and I generally agree with about 99% of what you're saying. You're actually one of the few folks on this site whose opinions in music I'll actively seek out.