That's astigmatism! That is…*runs off crying*

We were eating rotisserie chicken.

Wait, people don't like Karl Pilkington? Man do I not have my finger on the pulse.

Kidnapping with retards is just a person begging to get caught. It's a cry for help.

@avclub-525f76574b3a2a5bcb4da793c92a16fb:disqus just put out the @avclub-457eb7d00feeb81f6d3d5b103e799fa1:disqus bat signal.

But it makes it so easy to pick out sad, single women at the bar.

YOU BURN DOWN ANDRE RISON'S HOUSE YOU PAY THE PRICE.

Mah nah mah nah…do doo do do do
Mah nah mah nah…do doo do doo
Mah nah mah nah…do doo do doo doo
Do doo doo
Do doo doo doo do do do do do doo

"Meaning what, exactly?"
-Dave Parker and Eric Davis

"You assholes only have yourselves to blame for this shit. Leave me out of it."
-Satan

I guess if I think about it, I should be way too old to really give a shit if the guy wants to analyze or deconstruct or transform, because I don't have to listen (or read).

Hey, I resent that. Sometimes we burn off all the hair on top of our heads as well!

Fisting is what I expected from that banner photo. Just look at the guy in the lavender pants!

Cutting off your nose to spite your face, eh Dik?

Oh, hey…uh, when's that voice of yours gonna drop?

So much shit and awfulness orbited Connie at all times that it felt like she'd been around for years.

Awesome as usual, @avclub-f6f154417c4665861583f9b9c4afafa2:disqus. The direction (and lighting and sound) in the opening shelter scene in "Homewrecker" is absolutely amazing. Impossible to watch without clenched teeth and fists.

I could see casting him as an extremely meek homeless person.

Pop-Pop does not get a treat. I just brought you a fucking pizza.

@avclub-92a972196ae14b06997dc73a44c6cddd:disqus WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!