Absolutely not.

Generation Bra: We got them THAAAAAAAANGS.

SHE'S MIXING!!!!

This, exactly.

No no, the chopsticks are lovely. I personally prefer a fork, but…

Full-disclosure: I was guilty of using the word "pretentious" (to describe HHH's manifesto) in the comments when Heller reviewed the Survival album last week.

I agree with the fact that "pretentious" is a generally overused word, and I would use 1,000 other adjectives to describe a piece of music before using that one. But I defy anyone to read Hunt-Hendrix's manifesto and think of any other way to describe it. Maybe "self-important" or "condescending"? http://books.google.c…

Relax, Ray. Everybody has three mortgages nowadays.

Gozer the Gozerian will now be a sassy, 400 pound man in drag.

That's Our DBag!

Does anyone else remember that Linkin Park lyrics generator that was on Something Awful about 13 years ago?

Have you ever seen him and that lady from the Dixie Chicks in the same room? NO YOU HAVE NOT.

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle. Even the very tall.

"@TheMagicRat:disqus is hittin' it hard on this comment, you guys."

The parts about parenting in outer space lack attention to the details of quantum mechanics.

I drove an '82 Malibu a few times. It was 672 feet long.

On the other hand, she'd have approved of Bieber not being a Ford man.

Huh huh…you said "release period."

Yeezus Built my Hot-Rod

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