O PACMAN GON GET ALL UP IN DAT PUZZY LIK NOM NOM NOM NOM. YOU THINK PACMAN AIN'T GON SHINE? O HE GON SHINE. BULEEDAT.

Maynard James Keenan could write a clown-fisting song that would really make you think.

Jaws, are you not AMAZED that in a short-yardage situation in the red zone, my kid shit in the tropical fish tank again?

Oh men. MEN. We were shit out there today. Absolute shit. Diseased shit dangling from a Russian war criminal's asshole. EDWARDS! Your new nickname is ROY WILLIAMS, because you fucking suck!

I think she's a McPoyle.

ENOUGH ALREADY, THE LONELY ISLAND.

Did you hear that guys? We're finally gonna die!

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I just peed a little.

That's your caption for everything.

Your auntie's best friend works at her labtop because she's too fat to fit through the front door of her house anymore. She'll be dead of diabetes in 18 months.

He'd been holding in a fart for way too long.

Your classmate's aunt is too stupid to have a job.

*lifts @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus over head, spins him around mercilessly above basketball court*

Uhhh…huh huh…Masturbation Control?

Uh, it's like the poop is coming out of its ass, but then it's also coming out the ass of the ass.

Butt-dumpling!

Hey baby…I notice you have braces. I have braces too.

He ran off to save Salma Hayek when she promised tacos, burritos, and nudity.

*Joe Pesci storms in, puts LMFAO's head in a vise, a grateful nation rejoices*