@avclub-445c00b7f37f817d4b2c309208ad00b2:disqus Depending how old your son is now, sounds like kind of a sweet deal to me. It's nice to have an established timetable for these things, I find.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

Yeah, they had to start paying residuals to Hitler and Tojo's families.

Jeez @Dikachu:disqus, you got it all over Adelaide Kane!

He keeps trying to shave but just ends up giggling for no good reason and nearly slashing his face off.

*explodes*

"I wonder what my butt looks like with all those stitches in it."

"Your wife divorced you."

"Uh…huh huh huh…did you say something about a 'child's left behind'? Huh huh. No wonder you're losing your job."

I killed fiddy men!

KRAMER PARTY OF THREE YOUR TABLE IS READDYYYAAAAHAHHHHH

His loose nut.

"Hank, Hank's wife: Bobby's not gonna take over the family gas station. He's decided to put vegetables on his head."

Boomhauer, I can't understand a word you just said. What with all that legalese mumbo-jumbo.

I catch you doin' that again, I'm gonna hogtie ya!

WHY NOT? WALKS OF SHAME ARE FUCKING HOT.

The "kickstarter abortion" is crude but effective.

No one wants to die
Like this guy died
Died died died died died died died died

"Wow, that hurt."

"Wow, 'The Mother,' you sure busted up that crackhouse pretty good. Did you have to break so much furniture?"