*files under "Gritty reboot of Saved!*

"Japonica Fenway": the brand of camera preferred by shutterbug Asian tourists taking photos of baseball stadiums.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

You sure were!

HEY BILL I LOVED YOU IN CLUB DREAD.

Considering how little I remember of Memento, I'm gonna say probably.

Oh, so that's why they aren't going to be funny.

If it gets picked up for a second season, BAM, guest spot from Ed Asner.

"Talk to the hand!"

Do they still have that frog who sings "Mammy"?

YOU BETTER BE FUNNY NOW MOTHERFUCKER.

Blythe Danner? I thought it was Sandy Duncan!

Internet, eh?

That's Incredible!

That explains the rampant crime in Mexico. You need a much burlier dog than a Chihuahua to police all that shit.

Hey, the john paid $85. He should get as many hicks taking a dump on him as he wants.

Uh…eat penguin shit you ass-spelunker.

You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long.

"Andy Samberg Now Going Door-to-Door Trying to Make People Laugh"

"Man overboard!" is the greatest single line reading of Andrew McCarthy's career.