I'll eat leftover upside down cake, after it's been sitting in the fridge.

Hawaiian pizza…ugh.

Marge! We need some more vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry pizza!

I find that both of those shows are improved greatly with a DVR. If you
just watch the dancing, both shows are very entertaining half hours.

I'm really looking forward to Dallas. I think that if I squeeze it all in to two days, I can have as much fun as I have in San Francisco (at least on a per day basis).

I'm spending half a day in Fort Worth (which is pretty much a stroll through the art museums) and two days in downtown Dallas.

…Don't….Haight…-son…

It seems like San Francisco is full of walking activities. Am I going on vacation to exercise? It's Denver all over again!

I'm visiting friends, but staying downtown for a few days while they visit with relatives in Tyler. I'll be visiting some breweries and taking an art day.

I wonder if this bedroom has reviews on TripAdvisor.

The ushers would greet everyone by asking:

Traveling to Dallas and San Francisco over the holidays.

Did not even make it halfway into the episode. The mother sounded like a horrible person to be around, but I didn't have the patience to stick around and see if she was proved right.

It was not long after her Saturday Night Live appearance. It may have even been the first thing she did after her lip syncing debacle. There were three acts: Latin, Country, and…Pop, I guess?

A Bruno Mars Kickstarter campaign, then?

I was at that Orange Bowl, and the stadium announcer had to give a promo for the halftime show about every other commercial break.

Thought I could cash in 25,000 credit card points for a free ticket somewhere. Turns out I can only use it for $250 credit towards a ticket. Stupid Bank of America…that's the same as converting it to cash.

Is that the one with the tramp stamp?

Eat It.

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