For The Eagles Joe Walsh was their first chance to really rock. For Walsh The Eagles were his first chance to reach a (deservedly) wider audience. Match made in heaven….

I'd return to the linguistic well …
a second time with Jennifer's body….

@Don - I'd not only kick her out of bed for eating crisps - or 'potato chips' as we call them here in 'Murca - I'd make that naughty girl lick up every last crumb. Then while she had her tongue out I'd have her lick other things in the area.

… is a Victory for America!

Hey Chief! - 'why ya gotta be so mean?'

Oh Emily - I can't answer that without loosing a spoiler all over the interwaves….

It's less funny when you know GCS is watching his daughter in a porno….

I'll say someone needs to look up 'per se'….

The main difference is with Harold, it's a self-ironic emo kind of thing …

Wiig is great on SNL, they just won't quit going to her for every little thing….

Waitress there's a fly in my soup …
People who demand movie refunds are the same people who won't tip unless the waitress gives them a blow job (or some kindred humiliation … ).

@Narrator - anyone who smuggles cocaine INTO Peru deserves to be imprisoned there….

Oliver …

On the other hand …

You guys are missing the point … ever hear of intentionally awkward….

Word on Silverchair
Not only do the lyrics not make sense they are shouted out, like 'very hard to drink' were the equivalent of 'Dream on!'

Well I, for one, dislike Dolly's new album *Better Day* -

Milly wins a Gucci bikini …

Wait I'm confused …
Do I cut first, then place on plate … or … ?

It was just hard to say 'nympho' without sounding like a middle schooler …