Sam, don't forget to bury Jelly …

'post' as in immediately after pubescence …

the Internet thanks you both …

M2tM is a good correlate, but a better maybe is Mad Dog & Glory. I mean, Bill Murray as a psycho gangster? 4 rilz….

@Viggy - setup for Breakdown II, JT Walsh lives!

Can't believe Heartbreakers didn't get a 'fresh' rating. JLH is like a post-pubescent wet dream in that one …

Welcome
to the mediocalypse….

How to stuff a wild bikini …
With a thirty-six
A twenty-two
Thirty-six
That's how you …
Stuff A Wild Bikini!

I actually knew it was '78 - it just was all over the airwaves in spring of '79. Tells you a little bit about my internal filing system….

!!!
Sultans of Swing!

If Hollywood can decide if multidimensional grrrls exist …
… maybe it can figure out of multidimensional boyz exist….

What were the odds …
Vin Diesel & Dwayne Johnson would cross paths on their downward arc … ?

… except for the having to backpedal to keep the internet psychos off her back…

HL: What are your qualifications?
BG: Rape, murder, arson & rape.
HL: You said rape twice.
BG: I like rape.

The Quick & the Dead …

Lobsters, no, he should have been a tailor …

Didn't mean to sound ungrateful, though … kudos to Zack Handlen for carrying through on the implied promise of that piece back in February & doing this G2G. When it comes to Vonnegut this is really true … It's all good….

Hocus Pocus is his most scathing indictment of American wealth,

A tale so nice
he tells it twice …

Eat Ice-9 & die …