I'm deeply offended by this title! How dare he suggest that Mexicans are all criminals!

I can barely see my keyboard through the tears! Why hasn't anyone set up a helpline we can call? Only three more years until everything that is good and pure in this world dies…

PRAISE JESUS AND IGNORE THE EVIDENCE!!!

RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN! RESIGN!

ALWAYS BET ON BACON!!!

Rusty tin can full of spare change?

FLAGGED for suggesting there's more to life than pop-culture.

I'm afraid my reaction was a little different… I spent most of this episode laughing at how terrible it was. I really like the show in general, but there was something about Kate bonding with the dying old man, with all that talk about "red heads", that had me wincing… and the fact he was having a heart attack while…

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Then the two of you can sit together in his basement, watching your "film" over and over again, and patting each other on the back. Fun!

For some reason here in the UK they've decided to burn through the first four episodes of Pan Am over the course of this coming week. I can't decided if that's a brilliant plan to get viewers hooked, or a terrible plan to make viewers sick of the show before it's even started!

Matthew Fox is in it?

Mindy Kaling: Award-winning writer, producer, actress.

THIS CONTENT IS UNAVAILABLE IN YOUR LOCATION, YOU STINKY ENGLISH PERSON. NOW GO AWAY, OR WE SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME.

So, no one went for the Harmons from American Horror Story, huh? But they're such a warm, supportive, and communicative couple, with only their daughter's best interests at heart!

"Where did that great opening monologue come from?"

I'm pretty sure the long hair guy argued with the jock about that though… pointing out that he was a metalhead, and the geeky kid wasn't popular. It was just his douchey jock arrogance… like thinking he could just tell Tate to stop, and everything would be fine.

For one crazy second I thought it might be Constance. I never know what to expect with this show… but that's part of its charm.

SPOILER: He was alive the whole time!

Assuming the baby doesn't gobble her up first…