"You don't pay me enough attention."

Likewise Bony M taught us everything we need to know about rah-rah-Rasputin.

"Take that safety pin out of your nose… I need to change this diaper already!"

Having seen a few short interviews with Rampling before on various DVDs, I guessed that this would be a fairly dry, humourless affair. If I'm going to sit and watch an actor/actress talk about themselves for an hour and a half, regardless of how talented or pretty they are, I'd pick someone a bit more lively and jokey.

Glad to see this getting such a good grade… I enjoyed the first two, and thought the trailer looked pretty exciting, so I'm relieved to know that it's lived up to the expectation and anticipation. But being a miser who hates having to fiddle with 3D glasses on top of his real glasses, I'm not sure I'll ever see it in…

Winnocent Ryder?

You're worse than golfing Hitler!

Maybe she and Jess can start dating.

I know, right? If that is their idea of "chubby", then God help us all!

Just friends or do strangers we meet in the park count?

I'M A PRETTY GIRL TOO!!!

Personally I'm quite happy with solo Rob Zombie, and Sean Yseult's Star & Dagger, thank you. Since Zombie didn't even have the decency to involve the other band members in that recent boxset release, I think a reunion's pretty unlikely at this point.

They should cast Jason Lee in the lead role… partly because it will confuse people, and partly because he's a pretty cool actor.

Kat Dennings with glasses and mega-cleavage:

Not that anyone cares, but this is officially the episode that broke me (no pun intended). The tipping point was Oleg's "Ukraine/sex pain" joke. Maybe I'll miss out on some awesome A-grade episodes towards the end of the season, but I'm prepared to take that risk.

They're longsighted conjoined twins.

I've only just caught up with this show, but I'm totally addicted to it now. Yay for total weirdness!

I'm worried the real Todd might be sat rotting in an old rocking chair, while the fake Todd (possibly his mother) continues this sad charade.

Rob Zombie's "Halloween (She Get So Mean)" FTW.

I thought Maggie looked quite scary during her “I’ve got nowhere else to go” speech… like she'd happily murder everyone on that plane if she could bury her secret with them.