I'm betting that will be the start of a long and beautiful relationship. And what a fun story to tell your grandkids!

I only know this because I Googled her just now, but apparently it's Kristin Bauer van Straten, not "Staten". No woman is an island.

“It's the fuckin' Catalina Zombie Walk!” POW!!!

"It feels like a mix between Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Psych…"

I had to check her age after reading this, because I didn't think she looked old enough to be a "cougar", but apparently so. And yes, she's a hotty.

I wish there were a grade between "C+" and "B-"… between love and hate… I thought this episode was quite entertaining, then I read this review and realised that it was also pretty dumb. Sigh.

"One of the main advantages of taking things too fucking seriously—it shows how much you care."

A dog with the eyes of Tim Allen…

Runaway Vacation 2: Runnier Vacation

They wanted to wait until we were ready to appreciate it. Evolution takes time.

He also wrote Good Will Hunting.

Well, y'know how much the kids love Desperado!

Did you know it was co-created by Jonathan Nolan, who co-wrote the most recent Batman movies? That might explain it… because I agree, there's definitely some similarities there.

Not very…

That's a coincidence, I gave your Mum one last night too…

I'm still hoping that Person of Interest will get a little more twisty and turny at some point, and now that they've got a full season pick up maybe they can start revealing more of the mythology behind it all, so it isn't just another "standard-issue crime procedural"…? Or maybe not…

In theory I agree with you, but I did chuckle at the Marilyn line. It is a very sad state of affairs though, all in all.

If anything, I think this show's getting worse… I barely laughed, and frequently winced this week. I like the lead actresses well enough, and I think the basic premise is quite strong, but the creaky puns, stupid put-downs and rape jokes are really starting to grate on me now. If it weren't for those boobs, I'd be a…

You like Coldplay because they wear hats, but I… um… hate Coldplay… so there.

Oh, we're here, brother… and we're watching… allllwaaays watching…