Yep, just made me think of old Rolling Stones songs and his daughter Georgia, so I WIN!!!

Next week: How tasers can be used to retrain your in-laws…

The Onion A.V. Club Choir used to be pretty good, but now they've totally sold out. It used to be all about the music, but now they're just in it for the fame and the chicks.

"…so the next time you see a European, punch him in the arm."
 
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I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that "Natalie Stack" is called that because she's STACKED… right?

Mike Mignola's movies > Frank Miller's movies.

"Updates are ready. I should update… Um, estimated time 12 minutes, so this should take 5 or 10 minutes."

It would be even more heartbreaking to see Colette sad… first the Nazis kill her parents, and then her show gets cancelled? The humanity! The humanity!

I'm not going to defend the Resident Evil movies, because they're awful… but the last one made $296.2 million from an estimated budget of $60 million. That's more than a "modest" profit.

And Salma Hayek's butt cleavage. Don't forget Salma Hayek's butt cleavage.

See, I was going to suggest Juno Temple (who's apparently in the movie somewhere as Queen Anne) as a girl D'Artagnan, who tries to pass herself off as boy Mulan-style, and then proves her worth to the Musketeers. But… yeah… I guess they decided to go with airship 'splosions instead of an interesting take on the…

“Yeah, she’s throwing off my whole night's sleep. She’s got the tentacle rape."

He said competent!

They're callin' again… callin' me to KILL!!!

Maybe they like my dangling modifier? Your Mom didn't seem to have any complaints about it last night…

"At the very least, you’d think Finch would be trying to find ways he can branch out to other cities."

My knee-jerk reaction: I liked this movie better when it was called The Craft.

Phew! I saw in my notifications thingy that there was Pan Am-related news, and feared the worst… turns out it was just a casual reference in this otherwise unrelated story. Sky Spy lives!

Every time a critic watches a new show, they get a merit badge embroidered with the logo of that show. It's only natural to want to collect them all.

Root!