B-but she told me it was her "sheenis"… don't all girls have them?

Yeah, I hate to sound shallow or unsympathetic, but I didn't really care for his mourning album. I think everything else he's done (barring the Judy tribute) is incredible though, and well worth a listen.

I enjoyed watching the Judy At Carnegie Hall show when it was on TV, but I've never really felt compelled to listen to the CDs, for the reason mentioned above. His own songs are so fantastic that it just seems like a waste to hear him singing (comparatively) lightweight covers.

At golf, or just in general?

Or the cider!

Did you say "Nazi!"?

I hate movies about people with lemon zesters.

There's actually a modelling agency in the UK called Ugly Models, who specialise in ugly or odd looking models… so I guess there's money in it.

They cancelled Ideal? Fuck them to fuckery!

But why doesn't he sell the horse to finance his cupcake shop???

Insane Clown Possum > Insane Clown Possee

Candidato a la Presidencia FTW.

I think you mean a chocolate day for feminism.

"Hey Mila, I hear you're really into Star Trek… well, y'know I've got most of the Original Series on tape back at my Mom's house. Wanna cruise by later and grill some cheese?"

"I tell ya, this bunker will be the death of me!"

"I said to Hank Williams, how lonely does it get?
Hank Williams hasn't answered yet.
But I hear him talkin' 'bout Hitler all night long…"

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You must enter these numbers into the phone every 108 minutes to prevent a catastrophic energy release: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42

But will it be made available as a Kindle eBook?

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