Or a secret vampire?

And don't forget "A Walk On Role in the Comedy/Horror Film Hotel Arthritis"!

I keep reading "Steve McQueen’s Shame" as "Steve McQueen’s Shame", as if it were a biopic about the American actor. Damn it.

The alien bounty hunter… or the band?

I really liked #2 for all the futuristic gadgets and alternate time-line stuff… but having paid to see it at the cinema, I was quite pissed off by the cliff-hanger "ending". I definitely like it more than #3 though.

With a name like that they should have included more sunbathing scenes… maybe then it wouldn't have taken them so long to sell the thing.

I assume she simply meant that she was hungry after all of that exertion, and wanted a nice plate of faggots with mashed potato, mushy peas and gravy. Yum!

Yeah, I'm not normally moved to disagree with these lists… but that one stood out like a sore thumb. I thought the Harold & Kumar trailer was actually pretty funny… a lot funnier than all those "…Movie" movies put together.

Pointless rant about music…

But they do make the carpets in the carriages very sticky.

The fools! Everyone knows that ROSES are the Uber-Blumen!! All hydrangeas must be DESTROYED!!!

I was trying to avoid posting this sort of comment, but in the lady's defence, I believe it's worth noting that Ms. Ryder is STACKED, and could therefore never disappear into the scenery entirely.

Franz Kafka?

Multipass?

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It's three o' clock in the morning
You get a phone call from the queen with a hundred heads
She says that they're all dead
She tried the last one on
It couldn't speak, fell off
And now she just wanders the halls
Thinking nothing, thinking nothing at all…

I thought this might be a reality show where Russell Crowe and a gang of henchman dressed as crows randomly attack people on the street for the most minor and petty offences.

Or a gameshow?

Imagine this: There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the…

I had a crush on Moira Kelly, so I remember being very disappointed when she was written out, regardless of how well her character gelled with the others. She was cute, damn it!