Correction: A HOT whiny little sister.

The KKK took my baby away, my baby away, away from me.

What some people call "a circle jerk", others might call "civilisation".

It's probably just her PA commenting for her. You know that as soon as Tasha's copy hits the editor's desk, she's back in the gold-plated hot tub, quaffing champagne.

Stop undermining my rant with logic and reason, you meanies!

…avenge its murder!

While we're on the subject of Olivia Munn, here in the UK Channel 4 has been advertising the upcoming broadcast of Perfect Couples as if it's something we should care about. I think by law they should mention in their trailers that it was cancelled after one season because nobody liked it. They're also debuting Happy…

That's what getting married does to ya! Ha ha!

Joe Berlinger was so enraged when some people mistook the first Blair Witch movie for a true documentary, that he made Book of Shadows simply to punish us. It was the cinematic equivalent of hate-fucking fans of the original movie.

"What's a Nubian?"

Paul Bettany… to recapture some of that Firewall magic!

But it's worth it for the scene where an Angel nudges a crucial putt into the hole with his sandal.

To think, there was once a time when I would giddily anticipate every new Ludivine Sagnier and François Ozon film… and now I can barely work up the interest to read their reviews all the way through.

Fun fact: Incest between consenting adults is legal in France. Liberté!

Under new AV Club commenting guidelines, I am forbidden from suggesting that she be spanked for allowing this to occur. But she totally should be…

Yeah, I'm not sure how Linda Blair nudity could ever be described as "unfortunate "… unless she happened to be walking like a spider and spewing pea soup at the same time.

Black Mama, White Mama was the movie that introduced me to Sid Haig… I'd only started watching it for the titillation value, but kept thinking "Hey, that guy who's chasing them is really funny… I wonder if he's been in anything else…?"

No, firstie-posters are coldly ejected from the hive-mind, leaving them to stumble away in a drooling haze, with a sour, sucking sensation in their souls, and an empty buzzing in their heads.

"I stole her as a baby from an insane woman. She's a pawn. Nothing more. She means nothing to me."

"You've been Proxy'd!"