Dammit, now I'm wondering why they've never manufactured Lego babies-in-cribs for all those house playsets. I demand answers!!!

"Then you'll be a man, my son."

Don't be fooled… "Firewall" and "Iceberg" are the names of his cats. They did not care for this programme… but licking your own paws is very hot this summer, apparently.

What's wrong with the time-tested "That's what she said"?

Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man > Every character Julia Roberts has ever played

"$$$ Cher-Ching $$$" is my rapper name… but no, I'm not going to be performing at the Oscars this year. Mum doesn't let me stay out that late. :(

No, she's auditioning to play "Columbia" in a touring production of The Rocky Horror Show.

"Proud Highway" Loved that book! And I agree it is far more interesting and enlightening than this novel was.

Tch! You steal one baby, and you're labelled for life!

You should all count yourselves lucky… before she got cast in this series, I had to sit through The Kevin Bishop Show just to ogle her… er, I mean, "appreciate her talent and intelligence".

Every character has a beard and a baseball cap.

Can we flag people for being younger than us? Or is that considered "frivolous"?

The call is coming from INSIDE THE PHONE!!!

Allen Ginsberg > Fat Boy Slim

Sounds terrible, but I'm enjoying the still posted above. Is that Dagmara Dominczyk? If so, I think I'd enjoy getting earthy with her…

It makes me think of a song by The Auteurs… because I'm a hipster, dammit. :(

Paul Rudd is "Dodge Avenger", in the The Eleventh Vengeance of Dodge Avenger (Pt. 1)

And hula hoops… you know, for the kids!

Would you make that apology to Seinfeld's stacked father?

Yes, it's quite different from the earlier Palmer films… much more colourful and bizarre.