When I first read the synopsis yesterday, it sounded like it could be pretty funny… but apparently not. I may still end up renting it sometime out of curiosity, but it's slipped pretty far down the list now…

I'm pretty sure the CIA must have developed phone-tasers by now…

"Cannibal Girls"
I may have to rent this one just to check out a 70s-era Eugene Levy:

"What end", you ask? Why Scarlett Johansson's rear end, of course! Hence the over-excited double-post. I must now go and take the cold shower of shame. :(

If I change my name to "Ryan Reynolds"…
And then contact them myself, does it still count? Or is that cheating?

If I change my name to "Ryan Reynolds"…
And then contact them myself, does it still count? Or is that cheating?

For the good of New Zealand…
I would be more than happy to fly over there and start making movies with Zoe Bell, Anna Paquin and Lucy Lawless… I'm thinking some sort of "Charlie's Angels" knock-off… but with more swearing and nudity. That should sort their economy out in no time!

Has anyone ever made a crime movie in the "found footage" style? Aside from "Man Bites Dog", I mean. Because that could work pretty well too, I'd think. You're always reading about really stupid criminals who decided to film themselves doing illegal things on their camera phones.

Not surprising…
But it turns out there are quite a few vampire films with "thirst" in the title… including one of the "Lost Boys" sequels. But, being a vampire-fan I would actually be quite curious to watch this one, now I'm aware of it. Sounds fun.

This one-piece rotary firstie will look ridiculous in 30 years…

Meanwhile, my parents complain about how, here in Britain, the shops are trying to encourage us all to adopt the "tradition" of Trick-or-Treating… which my father calls "begging", and insists is illegal. I always thought it was rather a fun idea, but only if the kids are in costume, and their parents are keeping an…

Sorry to be a nerd, but there was a Philip K Dick story about robots that act as foster parents to children, and raise them better than we ever could! Probably wouldn't make for a very interesting movie though.

Actually their lungs.

"Backdoor pilot"
Is not a euphemism.

WTF?
Clearly I have no future in the world of TV, because it doesn't make any sense to me to jump on a bandwagon that's already crashed over a cliff.

What about Jerry's father?

Practice!

The first rule of Sex Club is… no fatties.

America ist wunderbar!

But I hardly know 'er!