John Flansburgh…
Wants you to embrace Mono Puff!

MY Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp:
The instructors would be Suzi Quatro, Lita Ford, Brody Dalle, and Shirley Manson… and they sure as shit wouldn't be teaching me about music!

@ Crispin: Do you have the limited edition "Reservoir Dogs" Siemaszko, with the red leather jacket? I've been looking for one of those for years.

He does seem like a pretty great guy… but his movie choices haven't always been that great (although I enjoy "Dirty Shame"). Someone should make a show where he just travels around America, hanging out with people, and not getting violently gored by scary animals. I think he's more than earned the right to coast on…

Fun fact: According to Wikipedia, there are places called "Surrey Hills" and "Fitzroy" in both Australia, England and New Zealand. But since I'd never heard of any of those places, and have no idea what they signify, it doesn't really work as a slam.

For a second, because of the darkness, I thought it was Gary Cole as the cult leader… but, no. Shame, because that might have tipped me towards actually going to see this.

"Valentine's Rape", a new romantic comedy starring Katherine Heigl and Denis Leary. This summer, "No!" means "LOVE!"

You say that we've got nothing in common
No common ground to start from and we're falling apart
You'll say this rape has come between us
Sexual assault has come between us
Still I know you just don't care

Theroux and O'Neal used to date, but this one time they were out just driving around listening to metal, and Theroux stopped the car by this cafe with tables out front, and he pulled out his pistol and clipped a guy! And O'Neal was so shocked, he turned Theroux into the cops as soon as he could, and went into hiding,…

I imagine the argument is that such drawings could be used by an adult to convince a child that abnormal, illegal behaviour is "normal" and "fun". But I'm no law student, so that's just a guess.

@Superdeformed: That was fantastic, thank you!

My vote:
Paul Rudd!

Adam Hughes FTW.

"The Naked Truth"
Still not available on DVD, for some reason.

In other news…
Angelina Jolie Banned From Bosnia!

The Incredible Oz!
I've always wanted to see a spin-off from "Buffy", following Oz as he travels across the country, trying to keep his temper in control, and using his werewolf powers to help people along the way. It would be exactly like the "Incredible Hulk" concept, of course, but with Seth Green in the lead, and…

No, no, no…
I saw an interview where Pairs Hilton revealed that she's actually really, really smart and down to earth, and only *pretends* to be spoiled, vacant, superficial, mean, manipulative, dim-witted, materialistic, naive, and boy-crazy in public because… um… well, the interviewer never actually challenged her…

I was reading the wikipedia page for this…
A couple of weeks ago, and was amused to see some douchebag has tried to own the "reception" section, by quoting their own movie review blog, and arrogantly presuming to explain why other, more respected critics are "wrong". Much like some unregistereds are doing here, in…

She's also the working actress whose name sounds most like the title of a porno film.

I wasn't a big fan of the series as a whole, but that episode is top quality science-fiction… and something of a tear-jerker, if I remember correctly.