In an alternate universe…
"Todd's towering 6'5" frame, brooding good looks, and velvet voice made him a natural for romance films."

What about the DVDA ruling?

Yeah, I'm listening to one of her other early songs on YouTube, and quite enjoying it. Certainly more than any of her new stuff, anyway. Stefani Germanotta should be the one trying to erase Lady Gaga!

"First"? I hate the word. As I hate Hell, all Montagues, and Trolls.

The scene where Jesus chases all those Pterodactyls to the edge of the world in his Sopwith Camel is AWESOME!

Lizard Inks to Spider-Man. You Ink to Fail!

Maybe we get shown a different version here in the UK, but I'm pretty sure Stewart makes fun of Obama all the time.

I don't wanna sound gay or nothin'…
But I wish I could get John Leguizamoed!

APOLLO KIDS INK TO SPITTING POSSUM
Details to follow.

Yeah, I don't understand the title either. It's like a pun for people who don't understand how puns work. Especially considering how "Essex" actually contains the word "sex", which would seem pretty ripe for wordplay…

Off-topic, slightly…
A new "reality" show has started over here in the UK, called "The Only Way Is Essex", and I think it's trying to be a British "Jersey Shore". I couldn't watch more than two minutes because the conversations and situations were so obviously contrived, and the participants were so shitty at making…

[Rushes to agree about Michelle Rodriguez, but slips on his copy of the "Bloodrayne" DVD, and crashes to ground]

Keep your "goo" to yourself, man!

I thought it would be about Weezer.

I ride the "Let's just be friends" Pedalo of Unrequited Love.

The problem with the "jewel thief" joke, is that he went on to play a jewel thief in "Johnny English"… and that film does not deserve your love.

As for me…
I would just like to say that I will not be letting Lea Michele have sexual intercourse with me. I won't let that happen. Not that she's asked me, because she hasn't, and now she definitely won't.

Outlaws!
All they need to dop is retool it a little… have the Smits character inherit a baby from his recently-deceased sister (and her also-deceased husband), only to find that the will specifically states that he has to raise it with the husband's brother… a petty criminal, played by Steve Zahn! Heartwarming…

What's left? A really cute Indian chick, THAT'S WHAT!

Loop!
The "Emily Hope Price" link leads to a page which is completetly blank, except for a link back to this review. What larks!