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I don't like the way the article infers that The Media just made up this whole thing about how brittle and mean she seems, just to keep a strong, independent woman down. Because the meanness is right there in every performance she does. Sure, she could be fantastically warm and generous off-screen, but that really

I'd never seen this show before, but the clips in that video above didn't exactly convince me that the kid was worth that much money to keep around. I'll have to assume there's something about his appeal that I'm missing. Can he transform into a giant laser cannon at will?

"Logrolling"
I used to get quite annoyed when I'd read people sniping that a famous author I liked (I won't name him) was writing positive reviews of books written by his friends, and dismissing those reviews as "logrolling"… but I just assumed that he would make friends with other writers who he admired, or shared

I often read the AV Club reviews of pilots, in advance of the shows being bought (or not) by someone over here in the UK, so I know how excited to be… and I read the reviews of episodes I've seen once they're broadcast over here, which is often a year or two too late to take part in any discussions. Which is a bit of

For some reason I hadn't even assumed it was a sex act as such… just a wacky variation on "back to back" or something. So, the double-headed dildo was quite a surprise…

Williams chops his ear off, and drenches him in gasoline to make a point about how he doesn't listen to her anymore, and how he cares more about his car than her feelings.

Fun fact: After months of seeing the phrase "ass to ass" on these boards, I finally decided to Google it yesterday. My innocence has died. :(

"…City on DVD, borrow it."

Ooh! Ooh!
I used to be a big fan of Milligan's "Shade" comic. I didn't realise he was writing the character again. I may have to check this out, so thanks for the tip-off!

More comedy, dammit!
I know I say this in every Milla-related thread, but I wish she'd do more comedies, because she's great in "Dummy", and also very funny in "The Fifth Element". I'd cast her in my big-budget rom-com… if I had one… which I don't. Of course, I'd probably try to cast myself as the male lead… and then

I'm honestly not trolling, but… I love that movie. I know a lot of people hate it (there's much mocking of it on the "Spaced" commentary, for instance), but it's probably one of my favourite sci-fi movies EVER. And all these quotes make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

"Schedule Bare Back"
That's a great band name right there.

The Jerky Boys: The Movie II: A Jerk Around the Noose Around My Neck

I'm still a sucker for the Beats…
I hate to get all ZMF-y here, but… JUNKY'S CHRISTMAS FUCKING OWNS ALL YOUR ASSES!!!

I was going to mention the "Ultraviolet" TV series, until I checked on Wikipedia and discovered that Jack Davenport was in that one, not Lincoln. Presumably Daniela Nardini will have to fight werewolves next?

Cropping cleavage out of a photo is INTOLERABLE!

Down by the river?

What news of the "Spawn" reboot?

Yeah, well I lost my job to a fast-moving zombie… and then the guy went on a rampage in the canteen and ate half the department! They tried to get away, but he was moving too fast for them!

Wiki-Wiki-Wah-Wah-West!
I will probably watch this, because I am too nerdy to resist steam-punk stuff… and if there's an episode where they fight (slow-moving) zombies, I'll probably end up buying the DVD boxset. Dammit.