Damn. Apparently it is "shoo-in"… but some slacker dictionaries allow "shoe" as an alternate because so many people make that mistake.

O'Neill!

You had to Google the word "pussy"?

This one time, at the mall, I had angry sexwith my ex-girlfriend in an elevator, while her new boyfriend was being distracted by my—

ME!
Did they say he should also be fat and ugly and slightly smelly? Because I'd be a shoe-in for the role then. Oh, happy day!

"I distrust a man who says 'first.'"

I quite enjoyed "Robocop 2" too… and I'll always remember the scene where they're trying out replacement Robocops, which keep going batshit insane.

Supermeh!
Maybe it's an American thing, but I've always thought Superman was the dullest superhero around. I appreciate his place in the history of comic books, but I can't imagine ever paying to see a movie about him, no matter who was behind it.

It's on YouTube, y'know. They also have Kristen Chenoweth's cancelled sitcom…

Lizzy Caplan!
She'd be my nomination… but I doubt they'll ask me.

"The Secret Diary Of Desmond Pfeiffer"
I'm glad I took the time to Wiki that, because… well, I'm fascinated by shows that are so abysmal they get pulled after four or five episodes. Not that I've ever managed to get a show on the air for even that long, but still… thank you!

Not that it matters, but…
I just saw an advert for something called "Mountain Dew White Out" on another page… but isn't that another name for correction fluid? I know it's just a name, but that sort of thing would worry me. I'd never drink "Arsenic Cola" either.

Surely he means…
"Funrated!"

Is "fanatic fans" a tautology? Discuss.

But…
Do any of the soldiers wield blazers?

"Let the Blood Run Free!"

@ Dogstyle Afternoon: Sounds to me like they used to date, and there was a bad breakup… maybe she came home early one day to find him having a threesome with the Affleck brothers?

I'd definitely "recharge" his "power-ring", if you know what I mean!

It's really a Phantom reading… to see how good he'd look in purple tights.

The one about how unrealistic maps are BLEW MY MIND.