Presumably…
Smith's offspring will be in this too? They can play a pair of backtalking kids he has to babysit on a mission… to bring in the "Are We There Yet?" audience. Or adult aliens disguised as annoying, spoilt children? I don't know… but I'm willing to bet a shiny penny they'll be in there somewhere.

Point of order: In the UK at least, "knob" means "penis", so I just got a very nasty image in my head.

@ SlicedBread: I guess I was just thinking of it as a general label for female punks, but clearly it was a lot more specific than that. Thanks for explaining. :)

Dig through the ditches and
Burn through the witches
An' slam in the back of my
Dragula!!!

To my shame…
I like the idea of "Riot Grrrl" bands more than I like the actual music. I'm a big fan of female punk bands from that era like L7 and Lunachicks, but apparently they don't count…? I guess it depends on your definition. Bikini Kill were good too, of course… but I prefer the bands who recorded sillier,…

I seen a peanut stand
And heard a rubber band
I've seen a needle that winked its eye
But I been done seen about everything
When I see an elephant fly!

I want a TV show based on Marilyn Manson's "Lunchbox"… it would be about a small nerdy kid who's always being picked on, until he discovers an advanced alien weapon disguised as a metal lunchbox, which endows him with super-strength *and* an incredible singing voice! So, he launches a pop career, using a cunning…

7 of 9 FTW!!!
This was going to be my attempt at a "sevensies", but I was delayed by the need to stop and think about boobs for a little while.

Sorry, I meant "My father THE Hero".

"My Father, My Hero" was on TV the other day, and she was almost superhumanly bitchy and unlikeable in that too… so it seems like she's pretty much been a shrew since her early teens.

"Life as We Know It"
Saw a trailer for this on TV, and thought it had Johnny Knoxville in it… but apparently it's just the guy from "Las Vegas" instead… which is a shame, because it might have been funnier to see Steve-O try to shove the baby bottle up his ass or something…

You have failed to endear yourself to John Lennon, of The Beatles. Your adventure ends here.

B-But…
What if it makes us all strangle each other in some of murderous daisychain? You'd like that, wouldn't you? I'm on to your wicked game…

Los Fantasmas!!!

According to Wikipedia 'Caroline in the City' ran for four seasons. I can only assume there must have been some hot, kinky sex going on in there too, because I don't remember it being very funny.

How about…
Kristin Chenoweth as 'Tonto' in an upbeat music version of the story? Wikipedia insists that she's 1/4 Cherokee, so there!

You can't see tits on the radio!
Um… that song title is pretty much all I have to contribute. Move along.

STEINfeld
Like "Seinfeld", but with a "T"… see?

She hates him! She loves him! She hates him! She loves him again!

To be honest, I found the second one a bit disappointing… but I want them to complete the trilogy, so I can buy the trilogy boxset and have them all together, nice and neat. Did I mention I was a nerd…?