I just saw "Moliere" recently. That's a fantastic film.

Le meh…
I lost interest after "Swimming Pool", which is at least half a good film, and features world class nudity. Everything since then seems to have been a total yawn… which is a shame, because I think the films he made during his "enfant terrible" years were/are incredible. "Regarde la Mer" FTW!

Jimmy says:
"Any time it rains, or when there's thunder and lightning, or when it snows, I have to jack off."

I thought it was going to be an awards show where Sarah Palin was the judge. Imagine what a hoot that would be!

Of course, taking in to account the fact that Tony Blair is a lying cunt, I find it rather hard to believe a single word he says on any subject.

[cut to Helen]

NO INCEST!!!

Thought she was great in 'Dummy', and I generally enjoy her in most things, so I was glad to see her get a good review above. At the moment I'm trying to talk myself out of going to see the new 'Resident Evil' movie… but I've seen all the others, so I guess the brain damage is permanent by this point?

Truly, lesbian schoolgirls are our only hope!

Mykola Pawluk
In a similar way, I was obsessed with the name Mykola Pawluk. That dude's been editing comedy shows since the 70s!

@ Summer Glau: No, but the Puppini Sisters cover of 'Panic' is mandatory.

He's no longer a girl… not yet a woman.

Sadly…
Not all of us pasty Europeans get to engage in desultory bouts of unsimulated sex when we visit Toronto. :(

"No, I mentioned the lobster."

Do Androids Dream of Electric FAIL?

Dane Cook stars in the hilariously ribald new comedy 'Fuck n' Forget'!

Sometimes she surfs… sometimes she runs a car wash… she's very versatile, you know!

[cut to Helen]

It is in fact all a brilliant art-prank perpetrated by a Yorkshireman named Roy K. Sopwith. What a japester he is!

Dratchian?