If he wrote their jingles for them, they'd be the best fucking tourist board jingles in the world! EVER!!!

May you fall madly in love with a crazy, cross-dressing scientist, only for him to spurn you in favour of his latest creation.

I think that's a sounder pretext for an invasion than the one they gave us before they went into Iraq. Satire!

Dammit! According to IMDb I (and the rest of the UK) have to wait until the end of November to see this. How come Norway gets to see it before us? Bastards.

Texas has a whorehouse in it!! (Lord have mercy on our souls!)

YOU haven't said anything in a while!

[commenters walk out]

Or that Austin Powers movie… the one with Michael Caine in it. Everybody sing:

I'm lucky that way… see my first name starts with a "T", my surname starts with an "A", and my middle name is "&".

'Josie and the Pussycats' is awesome, and you should be ashamed of yourself for not seeing it.

Where's a Mel Gibson gimmick poster when you "need" one?

Does Robin have Sugar-Daddy issues?

Mirren!

Ahhh…
Sometimes I like to find a nice, quiet, out of the way review like this one, and kick back with a mimosa. It's so tranquil here, away from the hectic, hurly-burly of the more popular threads, under movie reviews that other people actually give a shit about.

"My brother's wife's cousin's friend is called 'Pepsi', and she made us this really great meatloaf one time, so we thought we'd name the album after her, as our way of saying thanks… and then we realised that 'Pepsi' is also the name of a popular brand of cola, and we said "Fuck it, show us the money!!!", etc."

Smething.

Christina Hendricks is clearly the Devil… and I'd gladly sell my soul to be trapped in an elevator with her… "We need to kiss to recycle our oxygen! It's the only way to survive!!"

Ow! I'm a soda can that's just been stepped on, and it hurts really much! What's this about a new detective show? Or was that the other thread? I can't tell because I'm a soda can that's just been stepped on! For reals!!! I'm typing this by stategically dripping my leaking soda guts onto a keyboard, so that ants crawl…

Maybe in his culture it's traditional to hit someone in the face with a tire iron to celebrate an engagement? Remember, you'll have the rest of your lives to learn about these things… together…

Dealbreaker…
Will there be more footage of Amanda Seyfried in a bikini?