[Tosses an Egg Salad grenade into the thread, and runs for cover]

I concur… and shudder.

He could always audition for a cruise-ship production of 'Rent'.

"We must reaquire Katherine Brewster."

Squeezer?

I choose to believe that Mr Tobias is my arch-nemesis.

Laura Fraser
Shame they didn't make this back in the 90's, so Fraser could play Death. Instead she had to make do with playing Door in 'Neverwhere', which isn't isn't nearly as good. :(

So, uh, what's the rumpus?

Isn't it about time for…
'The Truth About Cats & Dogs 2'? I'd like to know more about the kind of crazy parallel dimension where such a story could have actually made sense.

If you release a shitty movie, and no one's around to sniff it, does it still make a smell?

The twist is… she's the Blair Witch!

Nuns on the Run 2: House of Wax

I think the chick with the hat is Uma Thurman from 'Even Cowgirls Get the Blues'.

Um… I know I shouldn't, but…

"We must reaquire Katherine Brewster."

"Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison?"

Surefire, can't fail ice-breaker: Tell her you thought she was great in 'King of Comedy'!

Speaking of which, it amuses/annoys me that the Wikipedia page for Nicki Minaj has so many quotes about how she's totally "bi-curious", but doesn't date or make-out with women. Which is like trying to have your cake, and not eat it.

Don't fret… soon all of her ill-gotten gains will be mine. I'm planning to sue her, because every time I pass a magazine cover with her on, I do a "double take" and get whiplash…

Tina Fey…
I wish she'd hold *my* Emmy, if you know what I mean!