I'm more of a lyrics man, I guess, and I think O'Brien always pulls off some fantastic wordplay in his songs. And chicks singing baritone is… er… sultry! So there!

Omen IV 2!!!
The movie the critics are already calling "universally terrible", "dumb" and "not scary"!

B-But he was Russia's greatest love machine!

Shock Treatment!
To be fair they were struck by a union strike during filming, which screwed things up for them a bit. The "plot" can be a bit of a grind… but I still enjoy the musical sequences, and frequently listen to the soundtrack album. Jessica Harper had such a great voice, it's sad that she never really made…

'Bring It On 3' isn't even really about cheerleading though… it's just about trying to get into a rap video, by dancing all urban and jerky in baggy camo pants. I was actually mildly annoyed about that. Cheerleading is a sport, dammit!

WARNING!
DO NOT stab women in the back to release their "tension-owls". This will not be appreciated, and may result in criminal charges.

"I loved Kundun!"
Come the revolution, computer-game-review-trolls will be the first ones against the wall…

BLACK TOP TROLLIN'!!!

I don't care how many times AV Club staffers or trolls (in previous threads, I mean) imply that I'm mentally retarded for finding this trailer enticing… I remain cautiously optimistic about this movie. As long as the babes look good while they're kicking ass, that's pretty much all I ask of a movie like this.

It's $90… no kissing.

And my upskirt punching fee is… wait, that sounds rude.

What about 'District 13'? Does "parkour" count as an art?

It's interesting to see an "F" given out for the mushy, soft-focus mess described above, rather than the usual gross offensiveness. Well, "interesting" to a geek like me, anyway…

Yeah, that was a little troubling… not that it's going to "spoil" the film any, since it looks so terrible all around.

She was also in the pilot of 'Ugly Betty', but didn't reappear in that either. Thank goodness those nice New Zealand boys gave her a steady gig!

Dobermann!!!
I know, he's made many great films, but I still have a soft spot for "Dobermann". Just a crazy, crazy action flick. Bellucci's in it as well, which always helps. I didn't realise the two of them were married, but it makes sense now considering how much they've worked together. It also means I'm breaking a…

"The Poo-Chew Revue"?

Human Centipede II: Soho Nights
Is it too much to ask that they make Fearne Cotton the end of the chain?

Back in my role-playing days, I was always amazed at how many totally unnecessary fights we used to get into in taverns and/or bars. I guess that's fairly true to life though, sadly. The demon drink!

I loved the original 'Blair Witch', and still find it quite creepy (though not as scary as it was the first time around, on the big screen). The second one is not only inferior, it even has its characters mock and deride the original! Pissed me off.