Or the seventh son of a seventh son?

I concur!
Having just watched this movie (on purpose!), I agree wholeheartedly with this review. Even with low expectations going in, it still managed to disappoint/annoy me.

In other horror related news…
I just sat through the whole of 'Blair Witch 2', and am now angry at the the Cinema Gods for allowing such an abomination to have been created in the first place!

Everyone knows that homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, and they nudge people whilst they're shooting….

But, uh…
Why can't they have a female lead?

RELEASE THE PAIN-BOTS!!!

It reminds me of the time I had this really sharp pebble in my shoe, and I had to stop to take my shoe off to shake the pebble out.

I'm too busy looking at photos of Amanda Seyfried to make an intelligent or worthwhile contribution to this thread.

Apparently I have shitty taste…
Because I actually quite liked about half the tracks on that last Aguilera album… and now I keep reading about how it was a huge flop and her career's over, etc, etc. So, I finally find a reason to like her, and everyone else starts hating her? What's up with that?

I think it stand for "Deaths". Snuff-tastic!

"Do you like S. Carey movies?"
That is all I had to contribute. Sorry. :(

Makes me cry every time.

It still hasn't opened here in the UK, so maybe it's still possible it will at least recoup it's budget… right…?

Scoot!

In 2010, this remains a terrible movie. It was on TV last night and… it's definitely watchable, in an idle "passing the time" sort of way, but it's total fluff compared to the second film, which still has some incredibly powerful scenes and performances.

"polygonal hag "!?
That's no hag, sir, that's my wife!!!

I thought the absolute least attractive look for a woman was stood at the bottom of your bed with a bloody scalpel and a glass jar containing your balls.

That line snagged me too… I don't want to get all bitchy about it, but I'm pretty sure Buffy's legacy will outlast Mr Rabin's.

'Joke Movie (with Boobs)'

I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier… or a chef.