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I think the point is mute.

Your eagerness regarding the dickpunches worries us… instead you will be forced to watch this "film" on a loop until you mind colapses and you try to suck the blood out of your own neck with a sharpened pen casing. So mote it be.

I remember, back in the day, there used to be tiny CD singles, which only certain CD players could handle. Unless I'm imagining that…

There's a vast difference between obliquely referencing a previous novel "at one point", which is what Handlen actually says above, and being "reminiscent of" a previous novel, which is what you claim he said.

One word: Dratch.

If only it were a series about Oscar Wilde preparing to run a marathon to prove his love to a handsome young gym trainer…

I vaguely remember liking Anneliese van der Pol, so it's a shame that she can't appear in better movies to remind me why I liked her… but other than that… meh…

I could condemn these puns, but I fear my words would only be in vein…

Any chance Rebecca Hazlewood will wear a bikini for 'Outsourced'? Because that may be its only hope…

At the time…
Not that there's any point getting annoyed about these things, but it annoyed me that Smith seemed to blame the critical/commercial failure of the movie entirely on the pesky tabloid press, and the whole "Bennifer" backlash… rather than the fact that it was such a radical departure from the sort of

Terriers
Will there be an episode where Donal Logue has to try to convince an old widow to sell her husband's pristine collection of vintage comic books? Will anyone else get this reference? I own that movie on DVD… don't judge me!

And 'Juno'… so it becomes the story of a young girl who removes a suspected pedo's testicles, only to discover that he was innocent all along, and agrees to let him adopt the baby she's having with her nerdy highschool boyfriend as compensation. Oscar buzz?

"You'll take a slap and you'll like it!"

Kurt might have beaten up Woody Allen too… but we'll never know, because he died when he was 27.

'POWERPUFF GIRLS' WAS A GREAT CARTOON. JUST BECAUSE ZMF SHOUTS A LOT, AND IS COURTED BY THE AV CLUB STAFF, DOESN'T MAKE HIS OPINION ANY MORE VALID THAN YOURS OR MINE. LOUD NOISES!!!

Weirdly, I just saw an advert bragging about how Cera and Kendrick will be on 'GMTV' this week… that's a very cosy, mainstream morning show over here in the UK, and I've absolutely no idea what kind of crossover there is between their audience and the sort of people who would watch this movie. Assuming anyone except

I was really excited by the trailers… then the review here dampened my enthusiasm (even though I strongly disagree with Tobias about JP Jeunet, and am therefore slightly suspicious of everything he writes now), and I'm still on the fence. It hasn't opened in my part of the UK yet though, so I stll have time to make up

WTF!?
I'm having trouble trying to figure out who the hell would want to see this movie after watching that trailer. Obviously the cast list might trick some people into buying tickets… but, seriously, he lost his balls when an angry man hit him below the belt with a trumpet? WHAT THE FUCK!!!???

Suffering succotash!

Children of the Sun, see your time has just begun, searching for your way, through adventures every day!