I can dig it…
"Chandler likes his women strong, and likes his men to pause in admiration at their willfulness." Sounds like my kind of author. I'll have to keep an eye out in future.

And after that…
'The Nines 2: Reunineted'

The twist…
SPOILER: At the end of the series, the boys discover that their parents arranged for the plant to abduct them, so that they (the parents) would get lots of attention and sympathy from their fellow dome-dwellers!

Wow, there are some seriously positive pull quotes on that site about this book. I can only assume it's like that episode of 'Buffy' where Jonathan makes a wish to be the hero for once, and everyone believes it, but Buffy knows that something isn't right… clearly Mr VanDerWerff has a Slayer's immunity to illusion…

Letter from publisher:

I can't recall ever seeing a book get an "F" before… but maybe I wasn't paying attention. This one certainly sounds pretty hate -worthy though!

I actually have a new series coming up, called "Slob's Eye for the Smartly Dressed Guy". Basically, I go around to some smartly dressed guy's house while he's out at work and throw food in his closet. Hilarity ensues!!!

While you're there…
Why not buy a "queercicle" trucker hat for a friend? On second thoughts DO NOT DO THAT!

A lot of 'Firestarter' is quite boring… but it does feature George C Scott as an evil Native American assassin, pretending to be a friendly janitor, so he can gain Barrymore's trust… so that's pretty entertaining… in a creepy sort of way.

Yep… all that time they wasted at school teaching us algebra and how to heat up stupid blue powders in test tubes, they could have been passing on genuinely useful tips like that!

As punishment for this failed firstie, I will set fire to your shoes using only the POWER OF MY MIND. Hah!

But then the title would have been "Sasha Grey: Presenting".

There's an advert for Windows that keeps coming on here, where a man demonstrates the "private" internet browser by ordering his wife a secret present that he doesn't want her to know about… rather than by looking at porn, like the rest of us.

"Going the Distance"
Unless this is an adapatation of the Cake song, I'm really not interested.

@ Superfan: I actually had a Wikipedia page open to check the names before I posted, and therefore have absolutely no excuse. I fail. :(

Here's hoping…
…They finally answer the age old question: If there's nothing missing in her life, why do those tears come at night?

And where are those compromising dressing room photos of Jenna Fischer she promised us!!!???

Now all they need to do is get Jermaine and Bret on board… and Kristen… and Arj…?

"You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and…

Obligatory "Prison Wine" reference.