Pointless pop-related wishes…
I wish Krysta Now were real. Not a real person, but a real project that people were putting money and talent into… ironic, satricial pop with a catchy beat and a cute face. I'm pretty sure Sarah Michelle Gellar's available…

I don't mean to lower the tone… but could you make it "Pussyface" instead?

Somehow, I don't think the real Jiminy Cricket would approve…

There has to be a joke about remixing genitalia to be made… but for the life of me, I can't figure out how to phrase it. I fail. :(

[Owen Wilson walks in…. realises he misheard… walks out again]

"Did you take a picture of it with your beeper?"

A penis would push up his glasses by becoming erect, and letting gravity do the work.

# 38: Keep getting crazy dreams about swimming in a lake filled with warm lemonade, then wake up and find I pissed the bed.

When I went to see 'From Dusk 'Till Dawn' (as a "grown-up") there was some mother and teenage son in the row in front of me. The boy kept giving me disapproving looks when I laughed at the slap-stick violence stuff. My point is… um… get off my lawn!

Arterton is one of those people who seem to be in everything, and I sort of want to dislike for being so ubiquitous, but she's so damn charming and pretty that I can't help liking her. I won't be watching this, because it isn't my sort of thing, but her comedy work is very good.

If you do go back, can you deliver a message to 1995 Me? Message reads: "Have a shower and lose some goddam weight!"

When he mentioned them picking up passengers, I thought it might make for a wacky road movie… maybe tie it in to 'Spaced', and follow Mike's attempt to invade Paris in a stolen Chieftain tank.

She was dead the whole time.

Um… apparently I've been singing that line wrong all these years. Sorry. Cancel that order. :(

We needs some red heads who can play the cello, STAT!!!

off broadway kinda circuit = disused quarry

It's like a time-capsule of comments! This week in AV Club history, everyone was won over by the charming, insightful and eloquent commentary track on the DVD of the 'Boondock Saints' sequel… and I've no doubt it's reputation as a cinematic masterpiece has grown immensely in the meantime. Only yesterday I carved the…

Did BET kill J K Rowling?

"Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots (of Ignorance, Cultural Bias and Underfunding)"?

Little known fact: His mother was a jackal.