Having seen the trailer, I now want to punch the entire project in the throat. I assume it has artistic merit in its own right, but to me it's just a needless remake of a film I like.

It was a flemyng bag of poop.

A quiver!
Green Arrows fight crime this… and Black Arrows fight crime like that…

Jet Girl > Tank Girl > Sub Girl

Eye, eye!
I think I might stab someone in the eye to get a shot at sitting next to Scarlett Johansson… but the dispute that triggered the actual attack seems really fucking stupid.

I've been meaning to see this film for a while now, actually… but not sure it will ever play anywhere near me. I should just stop being a miser, and get the DVD.

"Juno 2: Hot Wet Snarky Summer"

SUIT: So, there seems to be a lot of snow going into this mansion, Guillermo…?

"Sucker Punch"
Having just seen the promo posters for the movie "Sucker Punch", I demand that this section of the site be dedicated solely to relating news about this upcoming movie, from this point forward. Do you hear me? I DEMAND IT!!!

May your only means of escape be blown up by squirrels.

They should have gone the whole hog and cast Zoe Bell… then the main character could be a sleeper agent from New Zealand, and Rhys Darby could play the defector.

I'm tired…
Too tired to be able to judge whether it's a good idea to make a joke about going "up-the-middle" with Persia White or not…

And after that…
"Hellboy 3", right? Come on Mr del Toro, hurry up and finish the trilogy already!

Mick Farren's "Phaid" Novels
I remember really liking Farren's "Phaid the Gambler", because it just seemed to be a sort of travelogue of a futuristic alien planet… all world building, and no real plot… like a sci-fi "road movie" in book form. But I was really disappointed when I finally found the concluding book, and…

I've never seen the show, but I do kind of agree that if you're going to humiliate and expose yourself to public ridicule and hate like that, then you should probably grab as much cash as you can while the craze lasts… it's not like they have an artistic reputation to undermine by demanding more money or anything.

"Do not be alarmed… but please do visit our merchandising stand, so we can whore out the movie we haven't even finished shooting yet."

I'm currently writing a sitcom about a "sexy hobo". Wish me luck!

I'm glad Gonk mentioned "Hairspray", because I knew I knew her name from somewhere, but couldn't place it. I think that's probably about as deep as I want to delve into her filmography though…

True But Pointless Non-Anecdote:
I almost bought a G'N'R T-shirt from the sale rack of a highstreet shop this morning… but then I decided not to.

"Brisco County? Is that where you're from?"