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Colman is very crush-worthy in (almost) all of her roles. Such a great smile.

In light of this movie's scores at Metacritic and RottenTomatoes, and the idiocy evident in my comment above, I must now commit Seppuku. :(

Also.

There were definitely some great scenes in there, but I also think there were also some silly and boring scenes in there too. And I hated the way it ended. But it's definitely worth watching (at least) once.

I haven't heard of any of the bands reviewed this week… and none of them have hilariously low scores… so frankly this is a bit of a wash out for me.

Absolutely. Love that one too. "Just remember that the last laugh is on yooooou…"

Demerit!!!
I thought this was going to be an update of the arcade game I wasted so much time and money on back in the day. Pesky litterbugs!

"Dead, Dead, Dead" by Juan Schwartz
From South Park's "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics". I know it's silly, but I actually found this song quite comforting when a friend of mine died.

Um…
If I wanted to let a woman "think she's with somebody decent", I'd have to wear a t-shirt too… and a bag over my head… and some sort of strap-on…

Monica Bellucci me!

Not that it matters now, but having watched the series through a few times I've come to believe that Buffy (the character) is the worst thing about 'Buffy' (the TV show). I think SMG is a good, funny actress, but they should have made it more of an ensemble show once Willow started getting her magic on, and stopped

I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!!! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!!! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!!!

Stoli…
They should have got Edward Norton instead. The nice him could argue with the dickish him (he has a moustache, like in 'The Italian Job'), and the whole thing could end with them using vodka bottles to make molotov cocktails, and accidentally burning the whole studio down. Gold!

Alternatively, someone might be stealing your vodka and replacing it with water. I suspect a feral pack of faux-Australian actors.

Possessed Old Ladies!
'The Exorcist III' (aka 'Legion') also featured a scene with a seemingly sweet old lady in a confessional booth, who gradually starts saying scary evil things… and a later scene shows an old lady scuttling across the ceiling like a spider. So, that right there is a total rip-off.

"The Prophecy" is the film where Walken plays an angel.

I still say…
It should just be a cartoon, using the cast album as a soundtrack. Because then it wouldn't matter how old they are now, dammit!

Quick!
Someone get Mel liquored up and in front of a live camera!

Oddly enough, I was going to suggest Christine Taylor for the put-upon wife role. She's a natural!

"Kitten thinks of nothing but race hate and misogyny all day."