Unless he wrote this while he was "asleep", and it was just one of his multiple personalities taking the high road… while the real him is plotting bloody vengeance…

I just made the mistake of listening to this track ("Bollywood"), and it really was quite an unpleasant experience.

Don't forget about DRATCH!!!

I'll have a Penis Colada, please…
Straight up!

It did amuse me that there was an advert for this album sat right next to the Pitchfork review, when I was looking at it. "Buy this!" "No, don't buy this!" Personally I agree with some of the points they made, and was surprised to see it get such a glowing review here… but I'll probably give MIA the benefit of the…

Maria Conchita Alonso
Couldn't she have just short-handed her argument? I mean, who would bother reading four historical text books just to learn why they should stop wearing a particular belt buckle?

Can you have an "ambush-cute"? It's like a "meet-cute", but deadlier.

Or holding erections one day?

"How shall we fuck off, O Lord?"

And a "Bring Back the Egg Unbroken" time trial. The game practically programs itself!

Coming Soon: "Draconian Crackdown"
A steam-punk reboot of this series, soundtracked entirely by Rasputina.

Batman comics
I remember borrowing a collection of old Batman comics from the library, and there was a one with Robin on the cover lying dead in Batman's arms, and… I think it was set on The Moon, or something… and you go through the whole story of how Robin dies, only to discover (SPOILER!!!) that Batman was just…

There really should be a thread about how pretty J-Lo looks in that movie… because that's basically all I remember about that movie. That and a dude with hooks in his back. But I prefer thinking about the prettiness.

Phew! Saves me worrying about watching it online or anything like that. What a waste though…

Daisy, Daisy…
Just ended up here via the "updated" link on the front page. I don't really watch "Dr Who", so I'm annoyed I missed an episode with Daisy Haggard in. She's a very funny lady, and deserves more work… anything to wash the foul stench of "The Persuasionists" from my brain nostrils.

Regarde le Predator
Les Predators Criminel
Gouttes d'eau sur Predators Brulantes
Sous le Predator
Huit Predators
Swimming Predator

Sadly…
If Michelle Rodriguez had been in this, I probably would have gone to see it regardless of the reviews… thankfully they cast Alice Braga as the token Latina instead, so I can save my money. Hurrah!

Nardo!

I hope Drea de Matteo gets paid a shitload to be in that show, because it's a serious comedown from "The Sopranos".

Cockpunch 2: True American Grit