No, they learn Jew-jitsu!

Hot Shots!
"Hot Shots!" was on TV last night, and damn that movie's still funny. It reminded me that I really enjoy the absurd humour in spoof movies… but they really don't make 'em like they used to. :(

Sofia Vergara
I hadn't really heard of her until now, so I ran a Google search and… jinkies! She certainly is outstanding.

"It's a Mad Mad Mad World"/"Rat Race" are nothing like "Death Race 2000"/"Wacky Races", as far as I'm concerned. The former are about a group of random strangers using any mode of transportation they can to find a secret stash of money, while the latter are about professional drivers in themed cars and costumes…

Fun and not at all creepy fact: Thora Birch's parents met while performing in "Deep throat". How romantic!

He's a very nifty dancer, after all.

:(
What a terrible way to start the day… envying a curtain…

I have long hair and occasionally listen to rock music… can I sue Jack Black?

I remember this film making me feel guilty…
Because I was so attracted to the Nazi girl. Not because she was a Nazi, of course, but because she was played by Roberta Collins.

Sorry, I'm tired and snarky… but I too want to see more of Schaal on the show. And in other TV shows. And movies. Dammit!

She's standing just behind Samantha Bee, to her left, leaning against the desk. Oh… or did you mean "Where's she at in her life right now?", because I can't answer that one, sorry.

To be fair…
Olivia Munn does a very poor Samantha Bee impersonation. That's what she was going for, right? No? I don't know then. She really isn't a very good fit for the show.

ALL HAIL, JESUS FRANKENSTEIN!!!

The Voice of Ignorance…
I've never seen "Grindhouse", only the two films individually, and I own them both on DVD already… and I've seen the trailers on YouTube… so I really don't care about this.

The Beatles.

When will she stop roping me to a sun lounger in the basement and bleeding me for sexual kicks? IT HURTS!!!

She's fierce and she's feeling mighty,
She's a golden girl, an aphrodite,
Alrighty?

Don't forget, the Blessed Kylie has a new album (Aphrodite) out right now!

These puns are giving me a haddock! No, wait… I'm doing it wrong. How egg-barrassing!

Yidcore FTW!!!