GIANT MECHANICAL SPIDER!!!

Sounds wondawful!

Soldiers all the way to the bank, you mean! These AV Club staffers make so much cheddar, even Sofia Coppola would feel embarrassed making a film about them.

"Nun-bot & Mann", the crazy adventures of a robot nun and an aging, drug-addled space-biker. What larks!

So lonely the review
"'Cause there's a river running underground,
underneath the town towards the sea,
That only I know all about…"

He's callin' yo mama a flimsy property!

Philip Glenister, surely?

I don't believe in the sun.

The worst part about being rich, is that it's incurable. Utterly incurable. Those poor, rich wretches are doomed!

"God loves you as He loved Jacob"

All I want…
Is an animated version of "Wicked" set to the original Broadway cast recording. Is that too much to ask?

If the collar doesn't fit, you must acquit.

"Con Air" is clearly a Steve Buscemi film. He's got the whole world in his hands!

Totally off-topic…
Is it wrong to find Samantha Bee so sexy in that bee costume?

Oh, and I refute her assertion (on the totally moronic "I Hate Boys") that the world would be happy and peaceful without any boys/men in it… as if lesbians never argue or bitch about each other!

For what it's worth…
I just "previewed" this album, and a few of the tracks were quite enjoyable. It's funny hearing her try to impersonate M.I.A. and Le Tigre… and the final track (Vanity) is hilariously bitchy, but there are too many slow, dull ballads in between the fun stuff, so I'd say the rating above is dead…

But does he get to eat a tasty burger?

Amanda Bynes for the role of Mrs OrangeCrush?

They were dead all along!

"Weeping Camels"