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@ Elrond: The five percent Nation of Casiotone.

"Swarm of Filthy Hands" was my father's name…

Paz Dispenser
You forget to mention that she has a single out:

Monica Bellucci FTW.

Bump!
Bump for video.

MEN LIKE FOOTBALL AND BEER!
WOMEN LIKE SHOES AND BINGO!!
BUY OUR PRODUCTS OR YOU ARE NOT NORMAL!!!

We'll have to see which the focus groups prefer.

I'm too tired to process this, but at first glance it appears to make perfect and undeniable sense. Let's hope that it leads to the speedy imprisonment of that dastardly Aniston person, before she can set American cinema back another decade!

So… Nia Vardalos should get the part?

How about a 'Transporter' crossover?

If it was just two figures, then I think it would be quite a funny and heartwarming gift for a significant other… but the third figure just makes it seem impersonal somehow.

A girl pig or a boy pig?

'Schindler's List 2: Then They Came For Glenn Beck'

All I see is a blank white space…
Is this a metaphor for my life?

Jim Parsons?
I scanned all the threads but no one seems to have mentioned him… maybe they have in other threads, I don't know. But I think he'd make a great Riddler… a villain driven by his own brilliant intellect and outsized ego to constantly leave clues for Batman, to help him him better appreciate how mentally

Taken 2: Returned
or "The Retakening"?

Infamy! Infamy!
They've all got it in for me!

OMG! The few times I've watched the show, I did think there was a character who looked like David Lynch… naturally I assumed it was just a coincidence… but he does the voice for it as well? Wow. Doesn't make me want to watch the show regularly though.

@ Indiana: Only, and I repeat *only*, if it's a JIVE-TALKING killer robot driving instructor. And he travels back in time to buy fried chicken, which is illegal in the future. He can't eat it, of course, because he's a robot… hence his murderous rage!

That's what I get for using the hot tub after Ayn Rand without bleaching it out first! Woe is me.