"Van Wilder's National Lampoon"

Make it the throat and the groin, and you've got yourself a greenlight!

"Big Baby Jesus!"

Any movie featuring an almost-topless Alicia Witt, and Salma Hayek dancing in a bikini is worth watching once. But only once.

Atlases, how do they work? It's a miracle!

It's almost enough to make me want to fill out my profile properly… almost…

Six! SIX!!? Then it may already be too late! Has no one been taking precautions?

The humans are dead… finally animatronic animals rule the Earth!

I believe the correct term is…
"Fondly Remembered Childhood Cultural Touchstone Rapening"

Just be glad that your elbows are all that Gary Glitter's rubbing!

Wait, wait, WAIT!!!
So… what you're sayin' is… that some of the commenters who claim to be female… actually *are* female? Y'mean there have been girls here all this time, and… b-but… what about THE COOTIES!!!???

What are your feelings on the "cosmic ballet"?

May you be served too much foie gras, truffles, and caviar.

With Vince Vaughn as his best-friend/hype-man, and Heather Graham as his love interest. That's gold!

Mummy, that mean old man took our basketball, and now he says we can't have it back unless we go into his house to look at his rabbits, but I don't wanna go in there because he smells, and I don't even think he has any rabbits!

The only 'Friends' movie I want to see…
Is a spin-off about Eddie's wacky adventures. If they'd kept him on as a regular character, I would probably have kept watching that show. Oh, or a movie where Janice becomes a bikini model and international super-spy. I'd watch the bejeezus out of that.

I assume it was along the lines of "WTF is Metal? LOL!!!"

I was into OTP back when the "T" was still lowercase. Those were the days.

"Glee" contains so many elements of what I would consider a perfect TV show for me… but still I couldn't watch more than half an episode. There's something about the tone of it that really grates on me. I just wish Jane Lynch was in a different show (we don't get "Party Down" in the UK), because she is fantastic in…

Seriously?
I guess if the books are bestsellers already, then this is bound to make money, and I'll be proven an idiot… but there's nothing in that trailer that makes me think is a good concept for a movie. Are owls really popular now or something? Because that's all it is, as far as I can tell… wall-to-wall owls.…