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Yeah, I didn't want to like it… but the fight scene was pretty great, and I was pretty hooked by the end of it. My only issue with this gritty/realistic approach is that my favourite thing about the games was the crazy robot arms, and the cool noises they made… but they're probably too way out for this version?

[Audience faints at sight of Dracula]

Did you see her one-woman version of "Death of a Salesman"? I consider it the definitive interpretation of Miller's text.

But if I look at photograph of a barely clothed young lady, that's "second base", right?

Just out of curiosity…
Have they started making phone cameras with auto-focus, of self-timers yet? I ask simply because I am interested in new technological developments, and certainly not because I'm a pervert who likes to look at the photos young women take of themselves in bathroom mirrors. Heaven forbid!

Hey!
Isn't it about time someone made a "D.E.B.S." sequel? Hot-lesbian-spy movies are always better than boring-married-couple-spy movies.

I think you meant to say "True Romance".

DRATCH!!!

Ahem… "The Matador".

Is Jerry's dad in it?

[Chris Tucker walks out]

If Ape stabs that donkey, I'll trick this monkey into running for President.

Or just watch the nude scenes again… everything else in that film irritated the heck out of me. But it got good reviews, so clearly I'm missing something. :(

Station Agent!
While very enjoyable and engaging, this film always seemed more like a TV pilot to me… and I think it would be cool to have a weekly dose of Dinklage on our screens. Who's with me?

Amy Dumas FTW…. with a Litasault!

I want to see a spin-of for Gillian Vigman's character from "40 Year-Old Virgin". She was an angry, angry woman.

He needs bigger nipples, dammit!

@ Jorge - I'd have to save her for the season finale… otherwise things are going to start off on a rather sour note, when I bury her alive with a DVD of "Schindler's List" set to play on a loop.

According to Wikipedia Danny Trejo was in it too, but even that isn't enough to make me watch it.

Well, who wouldn't want to work with Manson?
He's so hot right now!