I really like both her albums, but yeah… sigh…

I can't find my iguana. :(

For some sad, pathetic reason…
I only ever read the book reviews that are rated "C" or lower. Must be the bitter, never-was writer in me…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Billy Crystal always ruins "The Princess Bride" for me, with his stupid "old man" schtick. But then they storm the castle, and it all gets good again. To the pain!

You've got dead eyes, mate.

Lashings of ginger beer!
Kinda reminds me of the old "Five Go Mad in Dorset" episode of "The Comic Strip"… which I really need to watch again, dammit.

Haven't seen this since it was first released…
But I always remember me and a friend thinking how ridiculous the bit where Harold Perrineau stabs himself is… at the time we even suggested it might be "racist"… and it ruined the rest of the film for me. Is it actually as stupid as I remember it, or were we just being…

Samurai Princess
Checked the trailer out on YouTube, and the first shot is of an android woman removing her boobs so she can put them together to make a bomb. WTF!? I keep seeing insane trailers like this one, and wondering if the flicks they're promoting can possibly exist.

I was going to try to say something similar, in a wordier way… but yeah. I'd give her an A+.

I don't begrudge the haters and mockers here, but personally I do love Slipknot, unironically. I doubt I'd enjoy going to one of their concerts and getting shoved around by the other "maggots", but I think their music is incredibly beautiful in a brutal sort of way, with a great deal more complexity, tenderness and…

Dushku can only be in it if she agrees to wrestle an alligator, while naked. For the show I mean, not for her audition.

She was acting so hard, she forgot she was an actress. It happens sometimes, but only to the very best!

You got me curious, fake Lady Miss Kier… apparently she's DJ'ing at a lot of gay pride events this summer. So there!

What we need is a "Doll Squad" series, with Zoe Bell, Michelle Rodriguez, Rosario Dawson, Tracie Thoms, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Rose McGowan. And we need it now, motherfuckers!

Shit!
I hope Tom Cruise is as straight as they come… I never thought he wasn't!

Don't mock Naveen Andrews… he'll cut your balls off and stuff ' em in a jar!

Transporter-pool!

Still no sign of my GTA-with-zombies idea… just zombies, I mean, not huge mutated "tank" creatures. All I want is a game where I can drive around, listening to some rocking tunes, enjoying the sunset, and mowing down the undead. Is that so much to ask?

Back when we were learning the history of the American West, I believe we were told that more people died as a a result of accidentally shooting themselves or drowning, than ever died in fancy shoot-outs and such. So maybe they're trying to be educational?