My Mum kept flashing me hers when I was just a baby! A baby!!! And then she made me… ick… suck milk out of them! Now I'm a psycho perv, with a dairy fixation, and its all her fault!!!

I would like it noted that I care very deeply about cheerleaders, and all of their cheer-related concerns… so if any cheerleaders are reading this thread, and feeling uncared for, I want them to know that I'm here for them, as a shoulder to cry on…

That porn theatre thing always confused me too… I mean, it's not like some random family was going to wander in and be horrified/traumatised… it's just a room full of pervy people watching porn. It would be weirder it they *weren't* masturbating.

I've never seen the show, so I don't really know what I'm talking about, but Natasha Lyonne needs work, so bring her back too!

But then she discovers that the cheerleading squad is a front… they're really training the girls to be ass-kicking ninja assassins!

I know these things are subjective, but Gemma Arterton is one fine lookin' dame, so fudge to you, mister!

Sorry, that should be "Lady Centipede". The final script will be proof-read, I assure you.

See, now you've just given me an idea for the porn version of "Human Centipede"… "LAdy centipede"! They aren't sewn together by a crazy doctor, they just kinda like having their mouths on each other's asses…

Zenith!
I hope they get the rights issue sorted out… or whatever it is that's holding up the re-release of those collections… because it's probably one of the greatest superhero comics ever. EVER!

Like the clothes that get trotted out at fashion shows… real people wouldn't actually wear them on the street, but they are admirable on their own terms as "works of art".

I was into Pffsh before you were… I even have their first hand-carved wooden EP!

by a wacky coincidence "Dollar Pound Star Bang" is my Dad's porn name! What are the odds?

When the film came out over here in the UK, I had no idea who Tina Fey even was… so yeah, it was mostly the boobs. But then I discovered "30 Rock", and there was much rejoicing.

I read a magzine article about his typical day once, and I thought it was pathetic how he basically spent the entire day sat in a coffee shop typing out bitchy comments about famous people, who at least occasionally contributed soemthing to our culture in the form of films or music… but now the dude's worth…

Best thread ever…

It should be a spin-off from "Inland Empire"… maybe then we'd finally find out what the big secret was…

It's based on an idea I had for a show called "Babe Trust"… in that version the detective consulted with four Playboy bunnies every week. He didn't actually have time to solve any crimes though, because he was too busy teaching them to read. You see, it was an educational show for kids… but with full-frontal nudity.

We don't know, he died at 27.

"My Two Dads with Tits"

"Clarissa Explains It All With Tits"