Jennifer Lawrence…
If this were the regular AV Club comments section, there's no way I could resist making a film title based pun about her desirability… but dammit, this is the Cannes section! It's too classy and intellectual over here for that sort of thing. She is very pretty though.

I fap for Jesus… and great justice!

Garrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

I vote for Meredith Monroe!

Hell doesn't want them.
Hell doesn't need them.
Hell doesn't love them.
The Devil's Rejects!

He's gone to that great heated swimming/orgy pool in the sky…

The J. Scott Campbell Diet
First, remove all internal organs…

They even have vending machines which sell scary ghost children, who crawl out and kill you with their bare hands. What a wacky country it is!

Hate to be a dick…
But as a Brit I wonder if that shouldn't read "at a roundabout", rather than "in" one. If his car mounted the thing, then it would be "on" one… but maybe I'm arguing against proper English, with more common English? I don't know. It's late and I'm still trying to think of a way to make a reference…

Crikey!
I've been robbing for years but I've never seen anything like this. Well, what can I say? Thank you. Thank you all very much indeed. The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled. Have you met them at all?

"and those years in the '90s…"
I believe it was also during this period that she opened a ramshackle hotel for stray cats, in collaboration with an eccentric British lord and his jive-talking robot butler. Of course, I doubt anyone would be interested in any of that, so they'll probably end up cutting those scenes…

Me too! Glad to see Mr D'Angelo back.

Can anyone tell me the name of the video where all the dancers have gasmasks and black bobs? Whenever anyone mentions Ratt, I "remember" that clip, but I've never been able to prove to myself that it really existed…

Failed lasties!

Apollo440!

May be a good thing…?
I love what I've seen of the series (the first season, and half of the second) but that anecdote about how the network wouldn't even let her draw a proper penis on a bit of paper for a joke always bugged me, and I think she may be better off in a medium where she's allowed to go as crazy as she…

"I've got this whole thing going with people on acid… They're groovy people."

I'm almost certain they only ever use the word "tapped" to taunt us commenters into making sexist comments… which we would never do otherwise, of course.

@ Har v Dent… to be honest, I've never even heard it because it's clearly a bad idea to start with. I got into the band around "I'm the Man", so I have a lot of love for the Belladonna era… I just prefer the (new) material they've recorded with Bush.

"America"
My teenage self insists that all they have to do is adapt the "America" story properly, and they'll win shitloads of awards. Imagine that!