All they need to do is figure out who their lead singer is this week!

Cartoons don't have to be realistic… that's kinda why they're cartoons.

They just fucked with the wrong Mexican peasant clown.

"Phenom"! I'm pretty sure I used to love that show when it was on… but I always forget the title, for some reason. Louiso is great though, and should really get more work.

"From Dusk Till Dawn "
I wish they'd used his poster for that movie. To use the common parlance of our times, it truly OWNS!

Dammit
Now you've made me the owner of a CotD entry. That's not fair! I demand a recount!

Forget him…
Please tell me more about the Rubenesque goth girls.

Yeah, they aren't really in the same league… I haven't heard anyone talking about wanting to see the new "Robin Hood", but everyone I know has been to see "Iron Man 2". I can't see it getting toppled anytime soon.

My favourite word is "parabola"… well, after "boobs", anyway.

Weirdly you can say "cunt", but I'm pretty sure you can't say a mild euphemism for penis that rhymes with "bong". You can't say a synonym for "snicker" either, because it contains a racial epithet within it. Isn't the internet fun?

US Residents Only
Damn you! I wanna win me some "Daria"!!!

Jump, run, search, jump, jump, lift, run, jump, jump, sear— DIE!!!

I'm still a little surprised to see his debut effort get such a glowing review… not that I've read it, I just mean that I never knew he could actually write. But good for him, I say… back before he became such a mainstream celeb, he was always a champion of the weird and wacky.

Actually, a lot of us mindless drones, paid by evil corporations to convince readers that they should be excited about, or amused by, whatever our D-Bag Overlords tell us to be excited about, or amused by. We have no will of our own!!!

The first word should be "Boobs"… that's how you hook the reader in! Assuming the reader in question is as immature as me.

She definitely deserves her own "XXX"-style franchise… just kicking-ass and giving baddies the death glare. Leather bra optional.

You're joking, right? Please tell me you're joking.

NerdGasm!!!
Up until the one minute mark it was just "awesome"… then M-Rod appeared in an eye-patch and leather bra, and it shot up to AWESOME!!! Just hope the movie lives up to the trailer, because this right here is what cinema was invented for.

"Everything I Poo, I Poo Into Your Mouth!" So romantic…

A trailer for the film, including a clip of the finished "centipede" was shown during a TV programme I was watching the other week, and I couldn't get the damn image/idea out of my head for days. It's seriously disturbing, but I understand that for some people that's a plus… and you have to give the guy credit for…