I got angry at his use of the word "Socialist" too… the same way I do when my father uses it to describe New Labour. Mainly because I *wanted* a Socialist government, which is why I voted for them in the first place… but the gap between the rich and poor just keeps getting wider and wider under their watch, and it…

And Danny Trejo…
…as Scary Smurf! he'll even have a cute little tattoo of a Sombrero Smurf on his chest. Aw…

Unrelated
Here in the UK they keep running TV adverts for a charity called Age Concern where Brian Cox lip syncs to the voices of random elderly men and women… Sir Ian McKellen has also done one. They freak me out. That is all.

DULSM? I KL U!! LOL!!!

PT109
Was he the one who could turn into liquid metal, and impersonate floor tiles?

I'd Ghost her Darkness… and Cider her Rosie… and, er, Brighten her Young Thing?

Billy Corgan invented The Toaster Strudel. Not a lot of people know that.

Netscape Now!
You know you're getting old when you start to feel nostalgia for a web browser.

"Galaxy Quest" is great, and he's pretty good in it… but I can't think of anything else he's been in that I'd want to sit through. When's Missi Pyle going to get a starring role? The Gods demand it!

When Bobby Brady found the idol in the rubble,
Had no idea it would cause so much trouble,
When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean,
There was a rumble, an awful commotion!

Dois it include footage of parents taking their babies to films/plays with them, and then having to skulk out when the damn things start crying so loudly that everyone else in the audience is glaring daggers at them. That's real precious.

4) If you sneeze, and someone doesn't say "bless you!", then The Devil flies up your nose, and steals your soul. FACT.

The twist is…
The VCR actually contains a 30-something dwarf hooker posing as a Japanese girl… once the teens discover her secret, she laughs with glee and buys them all ice cream. Yay!

Google, my friend… Google.

He is truly a God among men.

Last of the Summer Wine!?
Is there a big demand for that show in America? I know that "As Time Goes By" was quite popular over your side of the pond, so there must be a market for gentle, geriatric comedy… but it seemed out of place, is all.

Paging Dr Benway… Paging Dr Benway…

Just to check… the girls did wear PVC hooker-outfits in the final season (episode?) of "Blossom", didn't they? Or was that just some sordid fantasy conjured up by my adolescent mind?

"Dragon" hoards all the box office gold!

This was on TV last night…
As stated above, it was worth watching for Depp's performance, but when the twist was revealed, I gave up and went to bed.