It wasn't cheap… it cost me a tiny sliver of my soul. Every time I make a lame, predictable joke in the comments section, an angel stubs their toe. :(

To prove what a sick and terrible place the internet is… a friend once e-mailed me a slash fiction story he'd found featuring Elmyra, and Babs and Buster bunny. Now *that* would have made for a very different spin-off.

Mayim Bialik
I'd like to pilot her back door!

When I saw the headline, I did immediately think of Amelie… but I'm pretty sure that if she did have some sort of voodoo powers, then Tyra Banks would have been the first to suffer her wrath.

They should send Stephen Baldwin a halo made out of Triscuits to wear. That would show those pesky Muslims!

"Fighting for their place in rock and roll,
There is no right or wrong"

Speaking of which, remember when Jerry Springer went to Hell? Good times.

It's nice, now that we've come to know and care about Tomax and Xamot, that they're starting to reveal their real selves to us. Now we can glimpse the dark torment that lurks within these small plastic action figures… presumably in the form of an elastic band that keeps their legs on…

Scully!
She's still looking mighty fine up there in that photo… and… um… that's all I have to say about that. Sorry.

Dammit, I must have missed this one (not surprising, considering what a small, crappy town I live in). On the upside, the DVD is now down to about four pounds online. Bargain!

Thankfully the denial is starting to kick in now. I'm not even going to remember posting this tomorrow morning. Tra la la la la!

Sorry, that should read "based on"… I was being distracted by a photo of Vanessa Hudgens.

65% fresh base don 23 reviews, at present.

Loonatics Unleashed
I wasn't even aware such a thing existed until I read this… and looking at the images that come up on Google I still find it hard to believe that it was an official series that ran for two whole seasons, rather than just something an art student dashed off as a joke for his blog. What the jeez!?

As a wise man once said: "A name is just a noise, and if you like it, then fuck what everyone else says." He then went on to sing a bunch of dreary, dismal songs, and congratulate his wife on her awful new website.

The glory will go to God…
But all the money goes to some shady organisation with rather dubious motives, and suspiciously vague goals. At what point does Stevie B. become sufficiently "restored"? When all of America loves and respects him? Because I'm not sure there's another money currently in print for that to…

Megan Mullally
I would like to hear more about her "double blessings"… and by that I mean her wonderful acting and singing skills.

For some reason I giggled when I read across the poster and saw his name. I may just be tired.

Don't take candy from demons…
Is it coincidence that "The Devil's Candy" has been referenced by two different writers today… or something more sinister?

You expect me to pay for my entertainment!? What is this, the 50s?