This shit just got real!
So there.

irrelevant, but…
That noise Trey makes when he fires the fake orgasm gun is the cutest thing ever.

RE: Your memo of the 14th, concerning the staff toilets.

"It's a nice day…
I'm glad there are no straight people standing here."

No ice cream for him!

Hey there, Skanky Goth Girl… I like your boots. How about we go back to your place, and you read me some of your poetry?

What is this, the high hat?

The double-post was not a meta-joke on identical twins. It was an error.

I'd like to see Kat Dennings in…
"I Know Who Killed Me 2: This Time They're Triplets!"

I'd like to see Kat Dennings in…
"I Know Who Killed Me 2: This Time They're Triplets!"

Skillet, pipe and some other random crap!

DUM?

You forgot to mention…
The third disc, which features a pilot that Iggy has shot with his hilarious puppet doppleganger from the Swiftcover insurance adverts. They get into all sorts of wacky scrapes, but always make it to the golf course in time to tee off!

Dare to be Dan.

www.cumonmycopyofslaughterh…

Ooh! Ooh! What about a movie where baby vampires have lots of cute and cuddelsome adventures with their floppy-eared purgatory puppy familiars?

No, he's looking for a one-armed person to prove that he's innocent of his wife's murder.

I can assure you, there will be cameras *everywhere*…

Note to any potential collectors…
You will be bidding against Lindsay Lohan, and she may well stab you up if you win something she really wants. Fair warning.

For some reason when the name She-Ra came up, Jennifer Garner popped into my head. Then memories of "Elektra" started flooding back, and I fell into a foetal position on the floor, weeping.