News flash!
There are twenty million women wearing kinky boots.

If you can't differentiate Ellen Page from Pamela Anderson, you may very well need glasses.

Dammit, Mr Phipps!
I appreciate your attempt to spice the story up, but all this talk of busty biker chicks riding dragons and such is just making me pine for the alternate universe version of this show. Could you at least put a pilot together for YouTube?

I feel that my character has been grossly besmirched. It has always been my clearly stated, sincere and heartfelt belief that there is NO SUCH THING AS TOO MANY ZOMBIES. While I accept that your comment was made in jest, I demand a public retraction… or else you will answer to my army of undead minions. Good day, sir!

You may want to check out "A Very Brady Sequel" and "Dodgeball" then… she wears a bikini in the first, and bondage-wear in the second. You're welcome!

This reminds me of the way the BBC buried "Seinfeld" after everyone's bedtimes, and never bothered to advertise it. Way to waste one of the most popular US sitcoms of the decade, you fools!

To sum up:
Not enough zombies.

I guess they Mexican't make this series now!

"I don't understand how they could cancel 'Back To You', while that disgusting '40 Rock' show keeps getting renewed. Clearly the Jewish Liberal Media Conspiracy at work once again!"

If you're not playing yoga as a competitive sport, you're not playing it right. First one to achieve Enlightenment wins. First one to poop in their undies loses.

Milla Jovovich begs to differ. "Resident Evil 4" coming to a theatre near you, this September.

First there's comments and quotes… then there's running and screaming.

I didn't come here to make friends! I came here to be number one!

And now Justin Long's on the front page! Spooky.

I hate to pick up on a typo, but I read the words "skin car" and got a very scary Cronenberg-esque image in my head. Ew.

Not that I should admit to renting the DVDs, but she came off pretty well in the "making of" features on the "Tomb Raider" flicks. That was a while ago, I know, but I'm pretty sure she could kick my ass.

Don't forget Adam Goldberg! I want to see that show, actually… have done ever since someone mentioned it here in a previous thread. Doubt it will get released over here in the UK though.

The A-Team are going to drive through your house in a homemade tank.

My ears are not happy that my fingers clicked that link. :(

If he gets that upset every time someone implies he might be gay…
Let's hope he never tries using the internet!